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1 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:20 pm

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# Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

# Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

# Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dang it, all of you just shut UP!

# Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

# Sell Girl Scout cookies.

# On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

# Shave.

# Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

# Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

# Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

# When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

# Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!

# Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

# Censored by your son.

# On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.

# Do Tai Chi exercises.

# Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!

# When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, **** motion sickness!

# Give religious tracts to each passenger.

# Meow occassionally.

# Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

# Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!

# Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

# Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons.

# Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.

# Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

# Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.

# Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!

# Leave a box between the doors.

# Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

# Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

# Start a sing-along.

# When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?

# Play the harmonica.

# Shadow box.

# Say Ding! at each floor.

# Lean against the button panel.

# Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.

# Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

# Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

# Bring a chair along.

# Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?

# Blow spit bubbles.

# Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

# Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.

# Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

# Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

# Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.

# Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.

# If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!



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2 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:42 pm

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some of thsoe were funny!

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3 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:43 pm

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I liked the food in my mouth one!


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4 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:02 pm

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LOL Those were funny Ryan..I like it..

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5 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:43 pm

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they are funny! I am going to do one.......... LOL

6 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:18 pm

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Lolzzzz!!! I did one of those once, then everyone kinda, well... hmm... lets see how I can put this... Just stared at me... lol!

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7 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:24 pm

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LOL! Nice Miley! =]


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8 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:53 pm

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# Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

when i was little i did that!!!!


# Meow occasionally. I think 1st i'll try this one!

9 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:25 pm

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Haha! I like the grunting trying to pull doors open one.

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10 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:50 pm

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I think the gum one is normalish, lol. I do it often xD

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11 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sat May 10, 2008 7:52 am

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OMG divaa! Gross! LOL!


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12 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sat May 10, 2008 9:22 am

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Hehehe... I'm that kind of person at times....
Its fun to do when the teacher turns her back and then you blow a HUUUUGE bubble and stretch it REALLY far.
lol!


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13 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun May 11, 2008 10:12 am

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LOL Divaa!! thats funny!

14 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun May 11, 2008 10:23 am

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Our teachers let us do that. We have gum chewing classes all the time! Tongue Out


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15 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:00 pm

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# Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Omg!!! I just have to try this one! Lol!

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16 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:14 pm

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i have to try the bad touch one!that sound funny!


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17 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:48 pm

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Your lucky that you get to chew gum in class!!!

Great list ry-ry!

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18 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:41 pm

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lol!! Rolling on the floor That is random!

I like Meow occasionally lol

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19 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:06 pm

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HAHA Rolling on the floor
I do a lot of those in school Rolling on the floor
I meow in class to freak out the teachers Rolling on the floor


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20 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:42 pm

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you bad gurl but i bet that's funny.

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21 Re: 50 things to NOT do in an elevator! on Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:04 pm

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Icicle20 wrote:Haha! I like the grunting trying to pull doors open one.



I agree with you there. I might have to try that one day. Rofl

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